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senorhoudinii:

historic.
Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine.

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

theongreyjoy:

things i am ashamed that i do

  • having fantasies of being interviewed
  • having fantasies of being transported into my favorite fictional stories and succeeding despite that fact that im a useless blob
  • having fantasies that while im in that fictional world, i protect my…

(Source: nickigrants)

elanra:

Pixiv ID: 23930469Member: SAIK
leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying
Anonymous sent: Yo, the one time I was arrested the cop told me as he cuffed me "understand, that if you run, I have the right to shoot you". I've always wondered if cops tell everyone this or was it because I'm not white?

yoisthisracist:

They’re actually supposed to tell you your rights.

arthurkirklandofficial:

Do yOU EVER JUST SEE A REALLY ATTRACTIVE PiCTURE OF YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER AND YOU JUST

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(Source: aphkugelmugel)

yesimbeyonce:

"I got a call about a basic bitch disturbance?"